I DID Read The Baby Books. I Read Them All!

Read All The Books, Learn All The Things I have been known to become a bit obsessive when I put my mind to things. I like to know all the things. I conduct meticulous research, combing the Internet, devouring books, asking strangers wildly inappropriate questions on my quest to find the answers. And being pregnant

Where Do Babies Come From?

The amount of times I’ve had to Google “what is ovulation” is embarrassing. If I would have known how difficult it actually is to get pregnant, I wouldn’t have spent the past 10 years of sexual activity in constant, certain panic that I was indeed “with child”. I always thought I was pregnant. Since my

Bump Ahead

“So Lauren, what the hell have you been doing for the past 6 months?” Valid question. I haven’t made any big announcement about this, with me not being online and all, but here it is. I’m pregnant. 26 weeks pregnant, to be exact. With a girl. And it seems like as soon as I saw