Having A New Baby Means…

Congratulations! You have a brand new baby. Life as you know it is about to completely change beyond recognition. And that’s okay. There’s nothing to be scared of. Change is good and everything is temporary. This crazy, messy, sleep deprived phase is short. And the best advice I can give you is to try and enjoy what you can of it so that you can remember as much as possible, because it’ll be over before you know it.Having a new baby means...never looking at mustard the same way agajnBelow is a list of 25 things you can expect with the arrival of your new little buddle of joy.

  1. Enjoying another humans farts
  2. Taking your boob out in public without thinking twice
  3. Learning how much you can do with just one hand
  4. Never looking at mustard the same way again
  5. Feeling your heart living outside of your body
  6. Crying over spilled milk
  7. Experiencing life through tiny, curious new eyes
  8. Living in survival mode
  9. Being covered in someone else’s bodily fluid
  10. Wiping poop off of…everything
  11. Taking more pictures than your phone has capacity for (every day)
  12. Holding in your pee for an indefinite amount of time
  13. Eating whatever is around, whenever you get the chance
  14. Sleeping when the baby sleeps…Hahaha jk that’s not a real thing
  15. Resenting your husband juuuuust a little bit
  16. Living in the same three pairs of pajamas
  17. Not knowing when your next shower will be
  18. Feeling guilty. Just, all the time.
  19. Bonding with other women who are momming alongside you
  20. Leaving the dishes in the sink and the laundry in the dryer
  21. Asking for help
  22. Forgetting to feed the pets
  23. Breastfeeding is your new cardio
  24. Learning what the word tired really means
  25. Loving deeper and harder than you ever thought you were capable of

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